Why was the man sad? His brother died.

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What's worse than catching aids? - already having aids.

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*Dubstep* CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

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010010101210001010 You dirty girl

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What did the crazy asian man say just before he died? He didn't say anything- he was in an 18 month long coma due to a brain stem stroke. He left behind a wife, a 3 year old daughter and a newborn son.

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Through forceful action.

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Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

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A Jew walks into a bar. It's a bar full of Neo-Nazis.

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whats worse than 10 dead babies nailed to one tree? 10 living babies nailed to one tree

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A black man a mexican and a caucasian were walking together. The black man and the mexican walked into a bar. The caucasian ducked. Not because his race makes him smarter in anyway, but because his friends shouted out a warning to him. All three then proceeded to the nearest pub.

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What happens when a girl sticks her head in a birthday cake? She gets a toothpick stuck in her eyebrow. Trust me..I know.

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How did Doris respond to Uncle Monty's innapropriate chewing of her nose, ears and eyelids? She cut his head off, placed it an a saucepan, boiled and seasoned it, and then sold it to the middle east. The middle east were very grateful, and sent Doris a camel's penis as a thankyou gift.

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how do you starve a black man? hide his food stamps in his work boots.

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Felix? The Lucky cat? That is the only thing that comes to mind, I am dead tired, but I really don't mind staying up until I cant anymore physically, as for mentally I am getting pretty bad as for company.

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Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

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How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

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Q. Why can't Stevie wonder read? A. Because he is black

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A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

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Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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