If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

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Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

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What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

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Knock knock It's open, come in

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Why did the buetiful woman marry the homeless man? True love

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Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

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I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

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For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

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Why are they the "living" daylights?

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How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

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There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

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Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

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whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

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What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

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Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

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what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

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Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

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Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

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Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

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I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

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Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

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Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

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