- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

What's 1+1? 69.

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

A giant foot comes over the town and a man says "theres something big afoot" hahahahahahaha

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

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