- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there Steve Go away

blonde: your cute Gangster: wanna go back to my crib blonde: you mean you can go back in time?

Justin Port#$ falls out of a tree. What happens? he breaks his neck and unfortually dies a long painful death.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And I hate Jewish people

Q:Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? A:One less drunk

What do you call a Rhino and a Lion having sex? Pointless, since they can't reproduce

Why was the hasidic so stupid? He wasn't. He died in the holocaust.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

Whats the most impotent thing to remember when your going skateboarding? A skateboard.

I never drink liquor alone... except for when I'm alone.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

Well Erron, its your lucky day then. I wont even ask what a cream pie is.

hold the planet Dumb ass well I'm doing something else right now dumb ass

A muslim and a jew meet each other in a dark ally...... they give each other strange looks because they are both in a dark ally.

What did the African-American toddler from Compton get for his birthday? Most likely nothing, seeing as his father left his mother briefly after his birth, and his mother uses all of her money to feed her heroin addiction.

Why did the hockey cross the road? To get to KFC.

A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

how do you confuse a blonde? ask if she wants a cake...then rape her

What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Apple

Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

Here is a nursery rhyme: Jane is a scruff, she has a head full of nits. She also had pain in her great big... Now don't get excited. Don't be mislead. Because all that Jane had was a pain in her head!

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

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