- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

What's green and has wheels? The farmer's tractor.

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

A man did not like this site

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

I feel like am motherf*ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the fk is THAT!

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

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