Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because it felt like it, now mind your own business!

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Why couldn't little Jimmy see his mum in the crowd? Because he was blind.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get away from a gigantic tiger slowly stalking him

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Roses are red Violets are blue one plus one Equals two

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What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

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DEAD ON KANE ITS BEEN ALL YOU ABD CAOIMHIN

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What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing set? She has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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flink geit, nei ikkke kneck bena hans jeh er på "forgiftnings avdelingen" third flor deen ask arund I mena i am the ønly guy in the world named Angelo Nero, so ull find me, srsly, got some ritalin on u? Do not respond, u know am not into drugz, but i waanna stay awak, get the detailz, remembeeer if you kicke his nuts, you get paid, if not go back. God jobb gutta, seriøst, kaffipiller ritalin, stimulanter? Not opiats, come with my phon so i can fuuk this netwerk,.. Ps: Okay break his leg, but ust one, hurry up remembr, cut his tungue (it grows bak jes) then tell dem you save him, you can be heroews, goat, tell fingern that when im bak, we are takin a trip on da limo, galz included becuz Mr.Black is the gentz. NO MOR REPLYES whre u? I want my phone not answrs her. Nero is a fucking demoppsn

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why didn't the boy go to school because he died last night

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Why did the doctor not make it to his appointment in time? Because he died in 9/11!

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How do you make a dick popsickle? ...IDK! I am asking you because you look gay.

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women's rights

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Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A:Because it wa dead!!!!!!

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What do Whitney Houston and Selena Gomez have in common? They are both dead. Exept for Selena Gomez..

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Your momma is so hot your dad married her. She then slept around with other men. Your dad found out and now they're divorced.

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Whats more fun that a hooker - her mother

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Bob: Say this word that I spell out. Jane: Ok Bob: N.I.N.A. Jane: Um...Nina? Bob: Correct. Now try N.I.N.O. Jane: Nino like el nino Bob: Good. How about N.I.N.E. Jane: Ninny? Bob: Hahaha wrong

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Roses are yellow Violets are carpet.. Get it...?

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so a man walks into a store looking for a new sheet,the cashier he goes to is chinese He leaves with a new sheet and is satisfied with it,oh wait,he gave me a pile of shit,sorry guys i had to -chuckles

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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This stuff on espn about Jason Collins is very gay

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Why was the black guy convicted of a crime he didnt commit? Because in The American social syste

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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