- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

Poop.

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

What's worse then falling up the stairs? Ketchup

A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

antonis sister is mighty fine

What did the midget say to the other midget? "We're midgets"

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

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