what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

Dumbledore dies.

-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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