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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two peanuts walked into a bar one was as'salted'

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

Your're racist.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

Q:Whats the hardest part about eating a vegetable A:The Wheelchair

A bear wakes up from hibernation and is hungry. He sees a nearby forest cabin and decides to see if he can find food inside. The bear breaks into the cabin and thus the people staying there frantically run away to call animal control.

What happened when the man asked the girl if he could borrow her pencil? Nothing, she was deaf

What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

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