What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

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WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

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what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

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Is Yered a dumbass? YA

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A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

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How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

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What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

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a black man walks out of popeyes

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Why did the black man drown? Because he grew up in a poor neighborhood, where no one had a pool, and so he never learned how to swim

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so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

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What did the black guy say to the japanese ninja with super fighting skills? Nothing, because he neck was sliced before he could.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

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What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

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Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

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Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

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What's clear and looks like water? Water.

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"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

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Have you seen the newest starwars? What movie? I mean that episode where stars fight... Will Smith vs Keanu Reeves? I am talking about the stars in the sky firing at each other! You know, those star pilots on planes... Flown by Will Smith and Keanu Reeves? BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! (You heard that one in your head)

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

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One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

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Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

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Anti Joke

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