whats yellow? lots of things.

a horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "why the long face?". the horse answers..."i'm a horse"

Q. How many leprechauns does it take to screw in a light bulb? A. Light bulbs don't exist

How did the newborn baby come out of a man? It was ejaculated as a sperm from his testicles

What did the lawyer say to a lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Why did the fish cross the road? Because the chicken was carrying an aquarium.

Why didn't the policeman stop the bank robbery? He wasn't there

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Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory? She made skittles.

They see me rolling' Up my sleeves for some volunteer work at the local shelter

Hello

whats your budget like? a budget.

Why did the blonde die? She was slurped up by a 1,000 foot anteater.

has anybody else just skipped to the short ones

What kind of ship never sinks? Not the Titanic.

How many police officers does it take to secure 3 hooded black men? However many police are on duty.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Turns out a man suffering from schizophrenia believes he is a bartender for animals as his health slowly declines as his family comes to visit him every day.

Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

Whats red and yellow? A chicken in the blender.

Why didnt the guy knok on the door Because the door was open to begin with

How do all Asians look? With their eyes.

What do you call a gay man? Homosexual

Violets are blue Roses are red I stabbed you 37 times in the chest Now you're dead

Weebles wobble, but paralyzed kids fall down.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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