Women's rights.

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Knock Knock. Who's There. Teenage Pregnancy

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? A: The holocaust

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Why was the black guy running away with a sack full of money? He was rushing to local charity to donate the money. It was closing in 2 minutes.

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What looks good hanging from trees? Spanish moss.

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What's a foot long and slippery, a slipper

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A watermelon, a cherry, a mango, and a peanut are sitting at the table for dinner. They are all eating chicken wings and watching the superbowl between the Packers and the Patriots. What is wrong with the situation? Well two things are wrong, cherry's cannot communicate with peanuts because they speak different languages(obviously). And the patriots fucking suck.

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You are in an airplane, and you have 500 bricks. You throw one out the door. How many do you have? 499. What are the 3 steps to putting an elephant in a fridge? 1-open the door,2-put the elephant in,3-close the door. How do you put a giraffe in the fridge? You open the door, take the elephant out, put the giraffe in, and shut the door. The lion king is having a party for all the animals… which one didn't go? The giraffe, it's in the fridge. An old lady is trying to cross an alligator infested river. She makes it over. How? The alligators are at the party. She dies anyway. How? She gets hit by the brick you threw out of the window.

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What did the very inquisitive poor black guy say to the very rich white man at the train station? Nothing, they didn't know each other. And they both had their iPods in. And they were at different train stations. And they were in different countries. And the black guy died 20 years ago.

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What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

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Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

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What do you call it, when a jew makes fun of a black guy? Racism.

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what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

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Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

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Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

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whats worse that finding your having sex with your long lost sister? having sex with your long lost brother

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How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

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What is the different on a black guy and a bicycle ? The black guy steals the bicycle, but the bicycle dont steal the black guy. Yes, my bike got stolen ...

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a man walks into a bar, it hurt.

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What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

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A spanish comedian walked into a bar. He was on time for his act.

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Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

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Anti Joke

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