I'vegto a riddel for you;l Do siolve it. during the day... I look liek a snake By night?///////////////// What ams i? Rack your brains

What do you call a guy with no arms? Names.

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Bus....

How do you make Lady Gaga sad? You kill her family.

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?" Oh ya he had alzheimers.

whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

How do you tell if an alien had been in your house? All your lightbulbs are gone and your fridge is pregnant.

Why was Hellen Keller blind and deaf? Because she was a girl.

Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

Why is this joke an anti joke? Because it's not trying to be funny.

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

When is a door not a door? Never.

What did the Jewish man say to the banana? Nothing, because he has common sense

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

one day a guy walks into a bar. he buy's a drink then walks hapily home by Mad James

How to condom style ! Ayyyyyyy thts ur baby ! No! No! No! No! No! No! Broken condom style ;)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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