What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

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What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

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Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

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whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

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How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

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One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

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Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A very unfortunate blind fish.

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My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

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Brain fart

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Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

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Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

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Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

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A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

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A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

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Roses are red, Potatoes are yellow, ERMAHHHGERDDD PERRDERRRDERRR

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A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

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Hey, in case you are around and still wonder how he got out. Anonymous tip from yours truly, if he had remained there, you would all have taken the blame. Just stay away from the deep web, and I wont be forced to come get all of you as well. For a long while I was suspicious that you might have been leaking information regarding me and all of us, but then the rules changed and information regarding Point Zero, subtle hints and such, began spreading, it has been removed, nobody will know what Intel was sold, so yeah, he was a mole, he is no more, for this I am sorry.

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what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

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the WNBA.

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Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

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What did the viking say to the alien? "Vad i namn av valhalla är en utlänning gör här?"

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