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A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

what looks like a bug, lives in larch mount and lives in a mansion? Aodhan Hearty, lied about the mansion... he lives in a web with his buggy family

whats 1 + 1? 2

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

What's green and says I'm a frog? A talking frog

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

What's red bubbly and spins around? A baby in a microwave

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue U suck Dick Just Like Ur Dad did to u

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? "Robin, get in the batmobile!"

Yo mama's so fat because her BMI is considered obese on the scale.

Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

Knock knock. Its open.

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big dick.

Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

You're so sweet I have diabetes

Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

An Irishman, an Englishman, and a Scottishman walks into a bar. They had a good time.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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