- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

What fires shots? A gun

A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

Why was the prostitute unsuccessful? because she had no vagina

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

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