A little boy was walking down the street when a strange looking van stopped next to him and the man driving asked the little boy where he lived, where his mother was, and if he wanted a puppy because he had some in the back seat.... The boy proceeded to enter the van. The man then handed the child a puppy and promptly drove the boy home.

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i hate non minorities!

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What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

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Teacher: Pop quiz time class. Sally, what year did we first land on the moon? Sally: It was 1969. Teacher: That is correct. Larry, who killed JFK? Larry: What? I didn't do it, I wasn't even born yet! Teacher: Just answer the question Larry: But sir, I swear I would never do that. You have to believe me. Teacher: Larry, you're an idiot

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What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

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What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

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What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

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an american walks out of a strip club.

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Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

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Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

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Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

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What's big fat and ugly? A monster

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

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What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

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Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

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John walked up to his dad one morning and shouted, "Dad, it's my birthday!" Dad said, "Cool, how old are you?" John says, "I'm seven!" Dad tells him to go downstairs and tell his grandpa. Johnny runs down and says, "Grandpa, it's my birthday, guess how old I am!" Grandpa sticks his? hand in John's pants and sticks his thumb into his anus. As he pulls his hand out, he pinches his penis. Grandpa says, "You're seven." John says, "How did you know?" Grandpa says, "I heard you tell your dad upstairs."

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What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

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John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

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A: Knock Knock (waits for an answer) oh there's no one in.

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What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

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whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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