- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

Why do They call a horse a horse? Because They speak English.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Did you hear about the 2 car crash in a walmart parking lot? 50 mexicans died

9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

Why can't Susie jump rope? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! who's there? Not Susie.

Why did the girl gO shopping?! Because she got paid and wanted to blow(;

Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

yomamas so fat it made Ben kanobi say thats no moon thats yo mama!

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

Mum makes $97 per hour working online? Offline I can see , but online, mmm pull the other one, it plays lossless codecs

Why did the Mexicans climb the fence? When they were tossing frisbee and accidentally tossed it into their neighbors yard and they had to go get it.

A man, a woman, and a kid are sitting at a table. They are eating dinner, the kid turns to the man and proceeds to explain how he wishes to drop out of school. The man sends him to his room as punishment. The man and the woman resume eating their dinner.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies A live one eating its way out!

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