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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

What do you call 100 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A weird kind of genocide.

Knock Knock ? Whose's there ? The person you should be opening the door for The person you should be opening the door for who? Oh my god Frank open the goddamn door

what is this joke about? - i don't know i am still writing the j

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

Why don't Batman go to an Ozzy Osbourne concert? Because Batman doesn't exist.

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

North Korea is red. Amerika is blue. But they both split blood. All over you

James Patrick Campbell

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

A male paltypus usually possesses two poisonous goads under his forelegs. Which makes him potentially more dangerous than a dragon.

Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

why did the midget beat the basketball player in a foot race? the basketball player got bit by a scorpion and died within minutes.

What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

What shoes keep dogs quiet? Hush puppies.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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