- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

I like school Said no one ever.

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know because he got hit by a car.

A used condom filled with water and left on a radiator makes an ideal and inexpensive lava lamp.

Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

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