- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

getting a call from the hospital saying that your whole entire family was all killed in an explosion and they were killed from your best friend.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

You know whats funny? Women's rights

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

What did the man with no head say to the women?

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

I? Everett

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

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