- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

Some parents named their sons: Who, What and Where. Many people were left confused as to the couple's decision, and some remarked that the sons would likely get picked on in their early school years.

What's Pi times the square root of a panda's earlobe? Panda's do not have earlobes... thus the answer is inexplicable.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

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