What did the guy day to the other guy with an afro on his head? You look like a guy with an afro on his head.

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Robert Mugabe.

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what did the whale say when he came out of the water? BLAHHRRAHAHHAAARRRAER

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What did the woman get for Christmas? Cooking oil and a black eye.

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Jackie Chan walks into a bar.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

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Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

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A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

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Why from a friends phone? I demand a full explanation, here, you got my number, you got my home address, and who the hell was that crying little bitch on the phone? I got friends in the UK which owe me some money, and nothing to lose, if I have to take care of you before you take care of me and even possibly my wife in the crossfire, I will take you down and everything in my path! Moral: Got ya!.

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Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

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Whats the difference between a hoover and a harley? one is a vacuum, and the other is a motorcycle.

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"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

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So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

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What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

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knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

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Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

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Why didn't the Mexican have car insurance? Because he was 12 years old and didn't have a car so he had no need for car insurance.

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Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

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What do you call an blank test? an F

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A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area.

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What's the same about a duck-billed platypus and a duck? They both have a duck bill on their face... Duh!

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What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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