What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

an american an asian and a jihadist got on a train where did they go no where as the jihadist was strapped to c4

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

What did one muffin say to the other Muffin? Nothing, muffins have no method of communication in any way shape or form

knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

Whats funnier than watching the kid next to you on the computer? Nothing because he is still trying to figure out that i unplugged his mouse!

Why was Chris crying? There was a robbery at his house and both of his parents were brutally murdered.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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