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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Presents

What did the buisness man say to the hobo? Nothing, he threw an apple at him and laughed!

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

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