- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

Knock knock It's open, come in

Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

Knock knock Come in

What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

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