- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

How do they call a black man that works in a mine. Miner.

Why didn't the kid get a bike for Christmas? Because his parents died and Santa's not real

What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

I went to work today....

Why did the deer cross the road? It didn't, the animal species is incapable of having a logical reason to possessing the will to cross a road. ruhtard

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

Your momma's so fat she has diabetes and my have to get one of her legs amputated. It's actually quite sad.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Jokes related to finding a worm in an apple.

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In your case, maybe because it is time to stop thinking so much, and begin living life, if the world cannot appreciate a wise man such as yourself, maybe that man should stop being wise, and begin being happy.

What did the lady say after she returned home from the grocery store? "Oh no! I forgot the milk!"

Roses are red bullets are led if you don't take me back now i'll shoot you in the head!

Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? A: "Fred is raping your sister with a puck."

i don't hate you because your fat ...your fat because i hate you

What happens when you drive down the road? you get to the end of the road

YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she get up? She had no legs. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

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