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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

Barack Obama is a good president.

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

What do you call a black man? Rob

So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

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