Why was the 2-year-old girl found dead in the swamp? Her mom was Casey Anthony.

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A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

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What is Wonder Woman's drug of choice? Heroine.

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. He had multiple MRI's and bodily fluid tests to confirm the diagnosis. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

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Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

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whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

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what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

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What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

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quantum physics?

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Why didn't the Mexican have car insurance? Because he was 12 years old and didn't have a car so he had no need for car insurance.

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Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

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Jackie Chan walks into a bar.

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Whats the difference between a hoover and a harley? one is a vacuum, and the other is a motorcycle.

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A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

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"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

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What did the woman get for Christmas? Cooking oil and a black eye.

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Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

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What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

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Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

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knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

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So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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