a man makes a bad joke

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

Aww, I knew you where a sweetheart at the core Nerochan, I mean I look up towards people that don't give a jack about what others think but I am not as good at it as you are. Now can you please spam that away like really quickly now?

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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