Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

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Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

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A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

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What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

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Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

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Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

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How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

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why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

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How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

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Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

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What's your blood type? Red.

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Knock knock It's open, come in

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Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

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how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

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What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

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A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

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Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

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Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

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I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

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what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

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Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

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womens rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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