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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. There is an entire spectrum of the world I am not privy to.

Mack: Hello Jonathan: Hi Mack: My name is Mack, what's your name? Jonathan: My name is Billy Mack: You liar! I'm reading this post at anti-joke.com and whenever you reply, your name shows Johnathan! Johnathan: Well Mack, I guess you broke the 4th wall. By the way, this joke is over in 3, 2, 1...

Why didn't the man walk done the stairs? Because he had no legs

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

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