- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What do you get when you mix a baby and chemical waste? A bad smoothie.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he's stupid.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

What's black and really really smelly? Martin Luther King Jr.'s grave.

Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

Why did sally fall off the swing? she had no arms of legs. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally.

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

I enjoy Popcorn

Once upon a time a was born

What did the hooker get for Christmas ? AIDS.

what do call a dead dog in between two planks of wood? big sandwhich.

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

White men's rights

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

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