Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Well it all started when 7 did something horrible to 8 and 9. Always being used for various things and never getting credit, 7 finally snapped one day at the office. He went home for lunch, which was uncharacteristic for him. He came back with a large duffle bag and a trench coat on. He walked into the the middle of the office and opened the bag and trench coat. The events that followed are now known as the office slaughtering of 1992. 7 ended up gutting 8 alive and eating its intestines. 9 was forced to watch then inch by inch was cut up. His heart was ripped out and shown to him before he died. The body was then thrown into acid, and 7 hung himself with piano wire, but lived. 7 also has herpes and 6 doesnt want anything to do with that shit.

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Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great height she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in an open hole Poor body disposal practice

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What do you call flashlight in an Asian kids room what ever the brand is

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So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

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How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

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a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

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What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

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2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

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What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

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A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

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How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

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Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

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Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

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Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

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What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

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God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

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Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

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What did the fat man do? He fell over...

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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