- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

What did the murderer do to the dentist? Nothing, the murderer has served his time and is clean. But he did get his teeth cleaned.

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

How did the blond become a pilot? By attending flight school, graduating, applying to an airline to which she subsequently was hired to, taking frequent training courses, and beginning work.

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

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