- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and really really smelly? Martin Luther King Jr.'s grave.

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

What did the hooker get for Christmas ? AIDS.

what do call a dead dog in between two planks of wood? big sandwhich.

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

White men's rights

Once upon a time a was born

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

yo mama is so fat she has more body mass than a skinny person

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

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Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

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