- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

Knock knock. Who's there? Mom. Mom who? SHUT THE F**K UP AND OPEN THE DOOR!!!

Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

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