An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

What did the black guy do with his gun? Shoot a deer

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

What's funnier A Ginger or a fat kid A fat ass ginger

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

knock,knock you suck

You tell me. I have amnesia.

Hey I Just Met You And This Is Crazy But I Am Pregnant And It's Yhur Baby ~GotDemChoozen

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

what do u get when two cars collide... a bunch of mexican

A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

why did jimmy loose the bike race. because he never entered.

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