A penis walks into a bar..

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A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

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A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

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A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

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What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

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Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

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. . I am a whale

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Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

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What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

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My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

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A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

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What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

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What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

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why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

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Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

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There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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