Q: What is sad about 4 people in a Cadillac driving over a cliff? A: You could have fit more.

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what does lady gaga and a vacuum have in common? nothing. lady gaga is a human and the other is a house hold item.

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roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

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Why couldn't the black guy vote? He was only 17.

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How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

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What's the difference between a black preist and a white priest? the color of their skin.

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I see said the blind man, to his deaf wife, as the cripple ran by.

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An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

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knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

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I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

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What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

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Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

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whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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i saw amango it splootered

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A Jewish boy walks up to his father and says: Dad, can I borrow 50 dollars? The dad responds: 40 dollars?!? What are you going to do with 30 dollars?!?

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What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

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What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

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How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

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A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

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Pants and God shorts: God: Jews ur my people nao! Jews: Yay we are Gods chosen people! Riches and gRape awaits us! World domination next! God: Well, not quite what I meant but, err... Close enough? Jews: YAY! Moral: So much for "the chosen ones" :(

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A brachiosaurus walks into a cafe "Excuse me I'm an herbivore, can I have a full English breakfast, but with veggie sausages instead of normal sausages, and mushrooms instead of bacon?" Shop keeper: "No you can't. Your too big. You've destroyed my kitchen, and my livelihood. I have nothing left. You've accidently reduced my business to rubble by walking through the door"

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your mom's stupid face is a dumb butthead. I hate you.

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Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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