- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

Knock Knock, Who's there? Jim Jim who? Oops, wrong house.

What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

^ That's not even funny ^

your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

My jeans

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

what you get time to go with? - a clock

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