- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

Knock Knock. In about 10 seconds you'll be trespassing on my property, I suggest you leave immediately. Your suppose to say who's there.

A depressed horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "Millions of years of natural selection." The horse then tries to drink away his sorrows, but the alcohol is only a temporary release from the pain he's feeling. He kills himself the next day.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

tell ur mom i love her before i die this would have been a better ending to the tintanic

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

Suck pussy

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

Knock knock.

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

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