Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

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What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

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what do you call a attractive blond haired girl who sings songs. pixie lott

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Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

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Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

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So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

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Pacient: Doctor Doctor i think im becoming a vegetable... because of my heriditory bone marrow mutation

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Q: Whats the difference between nude pics and your mom? A: I can wackk off to nude pics

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What is the name of the mermaid on the Starbucks logo? No one knows, she ran away many years ago of shame. It's undiscovered why.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Feel free to call me, forget the money, as for my fucking eye, I just sure as hell hope those responsible are rotting in prison. I mean I just lost an eye right? Just kidding, I am the one who has been dead wrong here, I judged you wrong, I am the fuck that seems to feel responsible for the actions of others at times, then again I thought that you where sending them against me, they surely claimed they where, but fuck, people use all sorts of things and people as an excuse to do whatever the hell they want.

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Jamie Oliver eats a chip

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want to hear a cat joke? i'm just kitten....

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Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

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why was the little boy sad? he found out that George Washington was dead.

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When life gives you lemons, you throw them at your friends. If they throw them back, duck

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Well many scientists have theorized that a giant meteor hit the earth causing the extinction of most living things. Also if your christian : Dinosaurs never existed, evolution is the devils work, science is not the answer to the world's problems. Darwin was a foolish man, and thats that.

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A black person walked up to another black person, and tells him a pun the other black person laughs and walks away

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Why couldn't the bartender sell alcoholic beverages? He got fired

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Why did the garbage man cross the road? He was doing his job.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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