What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Q: What's DNA? A: The National Dyslexic Assosiation.

Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

A pope meets another one

Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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