- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

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There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

knock knock!? . . No.

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower. A Mexican that is fresh out of college and does not yet own a lawnmower.

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

The word "Walter" is never funny.

Roes are red Violets are blue I have a potato Let's make pie

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

what happened to the atheist when he died? he went to HELL

What's funnier than shooting a moose? The realization that the moose was Sarah Jessica Parker...

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

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