- Anti Joke

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will soon have her institutionalized.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house... knock knock who's there the chicken

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house... knock knock who's there the chicken

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

knock knock who's there ... '*Opens the door slowly* SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!