- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common? They both have made a lot of money and are also well known around the world.

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

Q:Why did sarah fall off the swing? A:She had no arms. 1:Knock knock 2:who's there? 1:not sarah

What do you do when life throws lemons at you? Take out your lemon shield and retreat deep into your lemon proof bunker.

Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

Why is Michael Jackson a bad chess player? Because he's dead.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Hitler: A jew walked into a bar... jokes, it was a gas chamber

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

Someone loses their golfball in the trees. Their playing partner replies: "what is this? This berenstein bears?"

I began as a dreamer, then I became a visionary, then I saw my dream come true, until it shattered us all. Do you believe that perhaps, there are people out there, trying to stop the world from reaching a better age?

Roses are red violets are blue, your library book is overdue, and if you dont pay the fine...i'll punch you in the mouth.

What did the jerk say to the Mexican? You are a Mexican

"You go, Glen Coco" -Mean Girls, 2004

SHE GOT A BIG BOOTY SO I CALL HER by her real name because she is a woman and worthy of my respect.

Did you see my sandwitch? No. I am your sandwitch, and therefore no one thought to put me up to a mirror. Would you like me to? No. I have no eyes. And why are you talking to a sandwitch??? ...

Two Jews walked into a bar. Then bought it.

What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing because he was black

why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

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