- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

XD Jackass.

What do you call a man who's arms have been amputated? It doesn't matter, he won't be able to pick up the phone.

What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

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