- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't women drive more? Because statistically the man offers to drive more frequently

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

guess what? bannanas

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? a bench is a structure designed for sitting and a Mexican is a person born in Mexico.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

What did the the White blood cell say to the bacteria? Nothing. Its a cell. It goes through phagocytosis.

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

Potassium? K.

What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

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