What do you call a black pilot? A pilot... are you racist?

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What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

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My girlfriend dumped me because I'm patronizing. That means I treat people like they're stupid.

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How many Ethiopians can you fit in a car? Five in your standard sedan

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was wandering and had no idea wht it was doing because it has very little mental capacity whatsoever

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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who do you call those who give this joke a thumbs down? people

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RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

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A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

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what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

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Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

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Q: Why was the Asian teacher fired from her job? A: Because she always showed to school too late and to make matters worse the school had recently found out that she was a raging alcoholic.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

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I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

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Q: Why did the Jew have to go to a concentration camp? A: Because he was Jewish

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

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A bald guy walks out of a bar Prostate cancer

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Q: Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? A: Neither did she...

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The Blonde walked into a wall.

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What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

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Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

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Anti Joke

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