Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

Ms Leong Sux

what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

Golf.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An Irishman with a metal bar (like a pole)

Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

knock knock who's there ?

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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