- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

Knock Knock. Who's there? Barack Obama. Ok, come on in Mr. President!

A banker makes some poor economic investments with other people's money. turns out the people can never get the money back. the banker walks away like nothing happened. the government does nothing to prosecute the man. Somewhere in there his wife leaves him.

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What did the American man say to his brother right before his brother's wedding? You should not get married because most likely your marriage will end in a horrible divorice, which will ruin the rest of your pathetic life.

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

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