- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

Your such a whore, you most likely cut your own clothes so people will see more of your body that they find physically attractive and make a partner for sex easier to obtain

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

What happened to the asian when he took viagra? He got an erection.

How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

I like that, but why am I happy?

Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

a black man walks out of popeyes

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