Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

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What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

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Are you from Africa because YOU GOT AIDS

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Women's rights

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Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

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What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

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What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

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What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

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What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

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A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

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What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

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if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

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Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

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how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

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What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

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I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

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Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

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MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

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Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

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12 in general

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How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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