- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

Refridgerator.

Hurr durr, I shit my pants.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, the orphanage did not have sufficient funds to give everyone a present because they did not want to how favoritism because the orphans are already sad enough and te orphanage does not want the orphans killing them selves

What do you call it one an Arab and a Jew get married? Love.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

Are you from Africa because YOU GOT AIDS

Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

Women's rights

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

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