How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

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Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

What is similar between a horse and a zebra? - If you chopped of there heads, they would die.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

Anti Joke

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