Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

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There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

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If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

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Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

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What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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Q: What do you get when you have water, sodium C14-16 olefin sulfonate, glycerin, disodium lauroamphodiacetate, polysorbate 20, cocamidopropyl, betaine, PEG-6 Phenoxyethanol, PPG-15 Stearyl, Ether, Citric Acid, isocateth-20, Fragrance, Methylparaben, Tetrasodium EDTA, Xanthan Gum, Propylparben, Ethylparagen, and Camelia Sinensis Leaf Extract? A: All New Clean & Clear Oil Free Make-up Dissolving Foaming Cleanser.

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quiz is to quizzicle as test is to test___.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

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What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

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Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

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a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

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Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

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What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

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whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? 5 dead monkeys.

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Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

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Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

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What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

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