what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? Getting tortured to death. Whats worse than being tortured to death? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, and getting tortured to death. Whats worse than that? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, getting tortured to death, and finding a worm in your apple.

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Three men are walking on a beach when they find a lamp. They rub it, and a genie comes out. It tells them that they each get one wish, and to choose wisely. They each decide to discuss what to wish for with their wives. Their wives take them to a local hospital, where they receive treatment for hallucinations.

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Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? .....Neither have they.

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Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa you set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

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How many republicans does it take to raise the debt ceiling? Technically, none, as the president has the right to do this based on the 14th amendment.

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how to turn invisable. eat yourself

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roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

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if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

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What's white and sticky.... Jizz

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My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

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A man walks into a bar hes later assassinated and mourned by his family.

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What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

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Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

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What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

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person one: ask me if im a carrot person two: are you a carrot? person one: nope (the walks away)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? - To rape you. Knock Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

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Why did the man cross the street? He just wanted to .. i don't see why not, i mean he could have gotten ran over by a train on a road but who knows he could have been run over by a turtle!

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Why is it that all cats dislike flying saucers? The strange noises and lights probably frighten them, as they don't understand the concepts of extra-terrestrial intelligence and space travel.

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What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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What do you call nuts on a wall? Walnuts. What do you call nuts on your chest? Chestnuts. What do you call nuts on your chin My dick in your mouth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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