how do you make a cat get out of a tree you shot it

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

I'm so punny.

Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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