A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

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I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

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jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

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what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

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yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

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A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

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Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

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whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

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what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

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A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

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Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

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When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

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If I could slow down time I would have become a super criminal or something, no, my movements become slower also, ever heard of a game Max Payne? The character can slow down his perception of time and still aim his gun normally while he himself moving at the same speed as the rest. I well... when time seems to go slower, my thoughts do not, so yeaaah, Except my fast reactions also make me wear myself out faster to the point where I got injured a lot as a kid, like smacking my wrist against arcade games and stuff, broke my wrist, as a teen, still hurts when it rains, yeah weird but true.

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Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

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What's black and has ne education? A tire.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

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Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

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What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

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What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

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What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

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Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

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How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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Do you know how to save a drowning laywer? Approach with caution as drowing victims can panic, thus pushing you under. If possible throw a floatation device rather than go in yourself, or hold out a stick and instruct them to grab one end while you pull them in with the other. If necessary perform CPR. Call an ambulance and monitor for hypothermia.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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