- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little Jimmy fall off his bike? Because I threw a fridge at him.

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? That whole slavery thing.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

When life gives you lemons you make orange juice so people will say "How the hell did you do that?"

It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

What's the difference between a dead baby and my dinner??? Nothing...

what do you get when you cross an ant with toni? ANTONI

Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

Why did John get hard? He froze to death

Roses are red, Violets are blue, No, violets are VIOLET, That’s why they’re called “violets.” Edmund Spenser was an idiot.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

whats wores than eating a vag. a gaint vag eating you.

What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

A man jumped off a 30 story building. What did he learn? Nothing. He died instatly when he hit the ground.

What do you call it when you see a black man break his arm? There isn't really any name but I suggest he seeks medical attention.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

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