what is yellow and burns? -a fire

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Why was the drunk man in jail? He had lost touch with himself because his wife cheated on him the previous night and to add to the fact she took his clothes so public nudity would be a problem.

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What's long and black? A long and black object.

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Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

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Woody Allen once said, "I have had many romantic relationships in my life that were both complex and humorous."

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

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What did the cookie ask the glass of milk? Will you wash me down

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Q-What do you call a dog with no legs? A-Nothing because he cant come over to you anyway..

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Whats the difference between a muslim and a christian? They believe in different things.

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What has four legs one head but only one foot? A dog that was born with physical deformities.

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Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

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A black man, a chinese man, and a dog decide to have a race. Unfortunately, they are shot by a sniper on a roof while still in the planning stages.

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Man one: Why does the moon look like a face? Man two: I don't know, why? Man one: I don't know either, that's why i asked....

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Q: Why did'n the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

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Sir, do you know what time it is? Yes, it is 5:15 PM

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Why did the Old Lady cross the road? Because the worm selected her as a weapon

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The trick to making a good anti joke is having anticlimactic ending.

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When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

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what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Freckles and Spot

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ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

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That awkward moment when your brother goes to crack his neck, but he dies instead.

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knock knock who's there? john john who? john opens his mouth only to be gunned down by a terrorist attack

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Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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