- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

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what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

Q: How do you eat a dead baby? A: One piece at a time.

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

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