- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? - To rape you. Knock Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

Why is it that all cats dislike flying saucers? The strange noises and lights probably frighten them, as they don't understand the concepts of extra-terrestrial intelligence and space travel.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

What do pancakes and Smokie Bear have in common? They both don't have aids

Why did the black man enjoy KFC. Because like many foods, it contains monosodium glutamate (MSG) a flavor enhancer that makes many foods taste better. It however had nothing to do with race or cultural background.

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

What do you call nuts on a wall? Walnuts. What do you call nuts on your chest? Chestnuts. What do you call nuts on your chin My dick in your mouth.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whos there Not Susie What did Susie get for Christmas? I don't know , she never opened it. Who high fived Susie? No one Why did Susie die? She got shot in the face

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What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

Why do black people always sit in the back of the bus? There aren't any available seats in the front.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attached to a bomb filled with spoons

What is my name? I dont know

Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

Whats worse than it raining on your birthday? 911

Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

What did the arsonist shout out in the movie theater? Nothing. He set the exits ablaze and said absolutely nothing.

what is the worst thing a bout four black men driving a Cadillac off a cliff? they were my friends

hey bruno ta quoi ds ta boite a lunch aujourdhui? DU SABLE CRISS DE POVRE!

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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