- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Man walks into Malaysian Airlines "Hey, can I have the next flight to--" "This is our only policy! You pay the fare we pick the where."

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because the weather report said there was a 90% chance of rain, and he didn't want to get his posh new coat wet on the way to the studio

A dyslectic man walks into a bra. It was dark and he didn't see the laundry his wife hanged on the clothes line.

What did the father say to his son, who incidently shot his brother while they were playing with a gun home alone? "It happens." He then hung himself.

Who let the dogs out? The dog's owner.

-Knock Knock? -Who's There? -David Baxter. -David Baxter Who? -Wha- What? What do you mean "David Baxter who?" We were best friends in high school. YOU WERE THE BEST MAN AT MY WEDDING!! David Baxter proceeds to cry, as he doesn't know of his dear friend's Alzheimer's disease

Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

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