- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

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Barman: Why the long face? Horse: To support my twelve molars and twelve premolars which help me chew grass so I can swallow it properly.

What did the mother say to her son when she saw his report card? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

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an american walks out of a strip club.

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

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