Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

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How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

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What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

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What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

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A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

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Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

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whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

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A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

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Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

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An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

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How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

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what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

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Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

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Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

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What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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