- Anti Joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced to against his will by a group of marauding ninjas who happened to be strolling by at the time.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

I drove my Chevy to the levy. It was dry.

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how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

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What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

What fires shots? A gun