What do you call a lesbian eskimo? The name she was given at birth.

What did Marsha say when she ate the apple pie? Nothing. It would be rude for her to talk with her mouth full.

Q: What said the first bagel to the other? A: Nothing! Bagels can't talk!

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

Roses are red Violets are actually the color violet, contrary to popular belief.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

If David has 40 chocolate bars and eats 35 what does David have now? Diabetes, David has diabetes.

i know a guy called ryan he is a benny he has a combover

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange.

Bin laden walks into a bar oh wait he's dead.

Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar And doesn't

Why was the black guy being talked to by several policemen? Because he was advertising a new renting deal on an apartment downtown and the two policemen were openly gay and have a right to live together.

What do you call a orange BAD GRAMMER

Once upon a time, Ducks THE END

what do you call a black man that killed somebody? a murderer.

“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

What is black and goes blub-blub? A black blub-blub. Good job. What is red and goes blub-blub? There is no such thing as a red blub-blub, you idiot.

Next up, Sharpi and Ryan take their audition faliure very seriously in "columbine high school musical"

knock knock..... ding dong...... knock knock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they weren't home

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

a dad farts in the woods nothing else happens

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a really creepy movie

reggin... its N I GG E R backwards

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