- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

The child was fired from his job.

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

Where do cows go to have fun? Cows don't have a concept of fun as such, but they would probably go to a large, sunny field full of lush, green grass with a bubbling river and plenty of shade.

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

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