Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

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whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

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Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

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why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

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Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

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what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

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If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

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Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

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Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

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What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

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roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

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Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

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What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

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Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

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Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

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Nero, I am happy to hear from you again, but it kinda sounds like you are going to get yourself killed or something. Is there something else I can do? If that asshole is suffering, kill him after he is done doing it, I am done with that piece of shit. Honestly, what is going on Nero? You are not going to suicide or something are you? Please respond, right away, or I wont call your wife.

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what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

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what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

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Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

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What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

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Gustavo Andrade

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Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

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