- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

My cat just died.

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

A man did not like this site

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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