- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

im 14, over weight and spotty! you interested? .... im desperate:)

Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

Justin beiber comment if u get it

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

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