why did the squrill leave his home an ax-man cut it down

My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

What is a waste of time and money? Your mother.

Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

What do you call a black man being raped by 6 members of the Ku Klux Klan? Rape

Why did Bill fall out if his chair? He was hit by an airplane.

How can you tell the difference between a cow? One says moo

A Horse walks into a Bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The Horse had cancer.

why did the boat crash? a tomato was driving

I went to school. Then I came home.

Why did Timmy miss school? He was killed in a tragic school bus accident

Is your refrigerator running? yeah oh...just wondering.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

A man walks into a bar, he then gets a giant bump on his head as he passes out and is rushed to the hospital.

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs laying on your driveway? You call him by his name

Why did the man walk into the wall? He was blind.

full house should of been called black jack, because the Olsen twins started getting hit on at age 8 and didn't stop til they were 21

Roses are brown Violets are brown Who pooped in my garden?

A black man, a jewish man and a white man walk into a bar. The black man shoots the bartender, the white man takes the money and the jewish man holds the customers hostage.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre.

Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

What did the black man in a white van get when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

So I went to an audition, my friend said "break a leg" And then I did

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