A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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What's Worse Than World War I 2 World War I's

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why did the women give her sister a present because it was her birthday

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Q:why was steve sad? A:he had an extra penis

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Q: What's the meaning of life? A: A bush, have you ever been dragged through one? It hurts.

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A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

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A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

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Whats green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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Guess What??? Ur Murr

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*insert corny "a man walks into a bar" joke here*

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who sells coke and ruins lives? Vagina Parker

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How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

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Roses are red Violets are baskets This joke makes no sence... ... boobs

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What do you get when you cross isopropil alcohol,ammonia; dish detergent fluid, water, vinegar, and lemon oil? Window Cleaner.

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What do you call 55,000 clowns exiting a small car? Fiction.

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You know what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile where one's alive in the middle, and has to eat his way out.

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Q: How many elephants can fit inside a Volkswagen Beetle? A: Four.

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70% of heroin addicts die at some point in their life.

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Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

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My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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