- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

I like school Said no one ever.

You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

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what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

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