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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

i'm hard

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs