Q: Why did the Jew have to go to a concentration camp? A: Because he was Jewish

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I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

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Q: Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? A: Neither did she...

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A bald guy walks out of a bar Prostate cancer

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Q: Why was the Asian teacher fired from her job? A: Because she always showed to school too late and to make matters worse the school had recently found out that she was a raging alcoholic.

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What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

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What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. I don't stalk him on normal days because that is both weird and illegal, thus I cannot come to a conclusion to what he does on opposite day. However, since he is lonely, I hypothesize that he must do something social, since the opposite on that is lonely.

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The Blonde walked into a wall.

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What did the woman with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A diagnosis.

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What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

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Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

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Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

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Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

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roses are gray, violets are gray, Im a dog

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

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Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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How do you get a blonde out of a tree? Shoot her in the head.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

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why do black people like kool-aid? it's a tasty refreshment

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if 5+5=10 then 7+9=52

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? Magic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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