- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Potassium? K.

Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

your momma is so fat she has diabetes

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

Roses are red Violets are blue There's nothing else I want to say

they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

Knock Knock Hold on Im pooping.

What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

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