What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

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Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally! How did Sally die? She couldn't figure out how to open the fridge

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You decide, drink or drive. But don't do all 3 at the same time.

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what's worse than 24? 6 million.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

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There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

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Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

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Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

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Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

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yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

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An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

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Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

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What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

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There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

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HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

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Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

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Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

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What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

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If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

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You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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