What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

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Incidentally,on the subject of friends, when do you actually classify someone as a friend? Is it: When you have been to each others' house; When you have had an intelligent conversation more than once; When you have stayed for dinner; Or perhaps simply when each has decided that the other is worth the air that they breathe? [L]

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Uh... You know them N words... When they come crashing into the neiborhood the neiborhood quality drops and gets totally destroyed youknow what im sayan? Uh yeah sure totally... Then you know they spread around smell up dirty and toxicify the whole area, they become so fat and loud and like take everything away from you. Yeah HEIL KKK!! WUUT? I was talking Aboot them Nukular warheds! You you... SOMETHING! Hey! Dont get offensive man, sorry I was just KIDDING!... yeah... KIDDIIING!

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you're momma's so fat, and i like fat chicks. is she home?

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why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

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So a Jew is walking on the street and he sees a penny, and he decides to pick it up because ever since the fire that killed his family and burned his house down he has been living on the street and he needs all the help he can get.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

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What do you do i a stranger offers you candy? Make sure its not stale then jump in his van.

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What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

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How do you kill a squirrel? Take the jaws of life. Rip it in half. And suck on the organs.

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My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

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Knock knock Come in

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Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

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A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

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What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

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Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

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Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

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Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

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Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

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Why did octopus cross the road? Because the road was underwater

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What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

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whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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