- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, my dick is hard, and it's cumming for you.

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

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