- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do call something that looks exactly like a turtle but is not a turtle? A picture of a turtle

I found my car in the lot with a broken tail-light and a note under the windscreen wipers. I accidentally reversed into your car, Lots of people saw me do it. They all think I'm writing down my name and details, Well, I'm not.

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

Your girlfriend.

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

why was kade sad? he shit himself

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

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