What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

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Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

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2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

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Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

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how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

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So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

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Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

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There was a girl that got on the bus . The bus started moving as soon as sat . The bus driver looked up at the window and saw the girl coming closer . Every time she came closer , the more he looked , the girls nose kept on bleeding more and more . When the girl was right next to the bus driver , he started to shudder in fear looking forward , knowing that she is there . When he looks to his right , the girl looked at him , then looked at the window . And started to pick her nose .

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On September 11th 2001, A worker of North twin tower man woke up to find his dog had chewed on his brand new phone. He went down stairs and realized his kitchen window had been broken. Getting ready to leave for work and saw his radio had been stolen out of his car. After finally making it to work and settling down in his office he spilled coffee on his lap. Enraged, the man yelled, "How could today get any worse!?"

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What's the difference between a man and a woman? Generally speaking- biology, except in cases of transexuality.

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Why couldn't the blond get into the library? Because the library was closed therefore the door was locked.

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

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Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

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What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

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How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

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How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

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whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

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three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

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a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

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why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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