- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

0 1 this is a sad sad world.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

Michael Brown

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

Jesus Christ

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

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