- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

0 1 this is a sad sad world.

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Michael Brown

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

Jesus Christ

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??