Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

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Who would win if Chuck Norris and God fought to the death? None they are both fictional.

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

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ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

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An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

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What is big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

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Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

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An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

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Who is big and stupid My brother

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Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

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A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

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A handicapped man walks into a bar...

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Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

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Cancer

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why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

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What is pink and gets wet a tounge

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A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

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Anti Joke

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