- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

Yo' Mommas so poor, She has to ask close family friends and relatives for money so she can feed you.

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

Why was the dyslexic cowboy crying when he came into school that day? He had chronic diarrhea.

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

A guy says to a palm reader "You look like you've seen a ghost. Palm reader replies "You've got cum on your hand."

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

Why did the cow go over the hill? He didn't. He was pinned and slaughtered in a private owned animal torture facility.

Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

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