What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

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How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

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If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

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You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

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it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

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Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

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knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

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Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

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everyone dislike the first joke on page one

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Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

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what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

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Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

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What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

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Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

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Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

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What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

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Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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