- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your dad must be a drug dealer because I saw him in your kitchen snorting cocaine

What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

An Asian with a big dick.

How do you get Sally of the swing? Throw a clown at her.

How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

What's 9+10? 19

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

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