- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

Your mother is so fat that when she looks in the mirror she is deeply upset by her appearance.

What shouldn't you say to a dementia patient? You already said that.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, nor does the chicken because it's a chicken.

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

guess what? bannanas

A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H2O." The second man, quite thirsty, says "I would like some H2O too." The second man dies because the bartender is a serial killer and gave the man the hydrogen peroxide he ordered. The first man is killed with a shovel.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

roses are black violets are black i am blind

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