The speakers on my computer were broken, so I was going to replace them with John Boehner. Because he is the SPEAKER of the house.

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A blind man walks into a bar... He tragicly attracts aids and dies as the bar is shut down for health purposes

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Whats worst than the holocaust? What? 6million Jews.

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Q: What's worse than a paper cut? A: 9/11

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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Who will win in a fight Chuck Norris or Chuck Norris? I don't even know who he is -Lets go METS!!!!!!

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What's green, has 4 legs and can kill you if lands on your head? a pool table.

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a man was shot.... he died

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have cancer Nutella on muffin

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What do you call a jewish person at a construction site? A builder

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Where did the paralytic go for a vacation? No where he can't move.

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Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

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- Why does a kid from Chernobyl have two heads? - Because of the effects of the nuclear disaster that occurred there in 1986.

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why did the man shave his balls cause they were unnecessarily hairy

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Doctor: Why the long face? Elephant Man: That's not my face that's a tumor.

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What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

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What did the stick of butter say to the lemon? "I'm a stick of butter"

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"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

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whats wores than eating a vag. a gaint vag eating you.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

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Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

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Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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