- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

What has 389,236,587 arms, has rainbow colored fur, and fornicates on your front lawn? Absolutely nothing. That's pretty much physically impossible.

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

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Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

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