- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

Maroon 5 to a bitch: Cross my heart and hope to die... wait why don't i just kill you bitch!

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

Why did the blonde stay in the five-star hotel? She had enough money.

So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

One, two, three, four and five

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

mirror mirror on the wall who has the most desire of them all? Matt Daly!

Gregory: Hey, aren't you that pretty girl I saw from the party? Jenny: Huh? Gregory: No wait, it can't be you. Because you are WAY prettier. Jenny: Aw, that's so sweet, lemme give you my phone number. Gregory: Okay I'm ready to copy Jenny: It's 1-800-get-a-life-loser Gregory: Biitch

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