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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once upon a time there lived 3 polar bears; a mummy polar bear, a daddy polar bear and a baby polar bear. Ond day the baby polar bear said to the daddy polar bear "I don't feel like a polar bear, I'm cold!" and the daddy polar bear said "You look like a polar bear."

I road a horse to school. My friend stabbed it with a Javelin and screamed.... The horse was his Dad

Gregory: Hey, aren't you that pretty girl I saw from the party? Jenny: Huh? Gregory: No wait, it can't be you. Because you are WAY prettier. Jenny: Aw, that's so sweet, lemme give you my phone number. Gregory: Okay I'm ready to copy Jenny: It's 1-800-get-a-life-loser Gregory: Biitch

How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

One, two, three, four and five

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

"i once had a rabbit named socks.he was a funny little fellow until one day he got over excited and...well..." "did he...i mean..you know..did he...?" "what?lose a claw,throw up, sit in a pan of warm water until he calmed down?" "yeah! :)" "yes...but then he died."

A black man walks into a bar with a lovely parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks "hey where did you get that Africa says the parrot...

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