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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock.

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

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