Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

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*Walk Into The Bakery* "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

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what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

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what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

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Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

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What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

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a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

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He who laughs last gathers no moss.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

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A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

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A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

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A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

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Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

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In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

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Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

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A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

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"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

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Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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