What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

thumb_up thumb_down -7

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

thumb_up thumb_down -7

I have cancer. And you're next.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

thumb_up thumb_down -7

penisvaginaorgasm

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

thumb_up thumb_down -7

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops