Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

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What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

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YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

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A man said to another man," you are so stupid you climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side." The second man said," well you were on this side of the wall and I'm going to kick your ass." The second man had been drinking that night.

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My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

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Q: What did the boy do when his mom asked him to put away his clothes? A: Yes. PS: If that wasn't funny to you, then go f**k off. You clearly don't have any sence of humor and you should see someone about that, like a mental health doctor.

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dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

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Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

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Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

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Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

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What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

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Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

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What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

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steven hawking walks into a bar

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Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

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Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

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You idiot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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