- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

Tony Romo

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

The chickens have become self-aware!

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

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