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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. There is an entire spectrum of the world I am not privy to.

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

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