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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

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What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

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http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&cd=1&ved=0CAsQFjAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fhomepage.eircom.net%2F~cronews%2Felep%2Felep.html&ei=1aAjVMrJJcePoQS99ILADg&usg=AFQjCNEy4qvnhug3LTGYLGylpoRhxjk_zg

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If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

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roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

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hi

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Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

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What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

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Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

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Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

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Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

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How do you blindfold an asian? step 1: Fold your blindfold into a triangle step 2: Wrap blindfold around the head of the asian step 3: Tie the blindfold on the back of the asians head step 5: You forgot 4 step 6: Your finished step 4: Tighten the blindfold Now you know how to blindfold an asian ˜´??

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A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

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Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

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How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

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Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

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if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

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why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

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Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

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Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

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Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

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