Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: He died on Christmas Day, before his parents could tell him they had maxed out their credit cards to take him to Disney World. His father has since relapsed into alcoholism. He knows his wife is cheating on him with another man, but understands that she needs comfort that he cannot give her.

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There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

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What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

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Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

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How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

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Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

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How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

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My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

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What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

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Dane Cook makes a joke.

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Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

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A man says to a boy. I bet you I can jump over that mountain. The boy wins the bet because it is a physical impossibility to jump over a mountain.

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What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

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Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

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How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

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