- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

Smoke Day, Every Weed.

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

whats red and hard to eat a brick.

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

what does wtf stand for? what? i was asking you!

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo But dont worrie ill be there Not in a cage But laughing at you

What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

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